Naxster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

Still funny.

Regardless of what others says I still think that series funny. Keep it up.

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

News reporters suck.

This rant only got a high mark 'cus I hate news reporters for other reasons and anything that slams them gets reasonable marks from me.

[Lizard Sphere X 2]

Nice

Another good Parody that highlights the fact that fights take forever and hits on the fact that Cartoon Network didn't ever let the series end and started the series from the being forcing the viewer into buying the ending videos (or DVD's) which only have a whoppin’ three episodes (on some four *WOOT*) and they used to cost $20.00 a pop. Now they go for about $5.00 but crap can they just end it. Anyway, stellar parody and I'll keep watching in the future for them... provided you feel like making one.

BTW nice “I’m taking a dump” face on Picaho it almost looks like what the cartoon really uses.

[The Little Girl]

Bravo!

It's sad to think that the parents had another child when they didn't even take care of the first one. It's also sad, now that I think of it, that the little girl was never truly loved even after she leaves.

This was demonically depressing and tugged at my heart strings.

I rated violence a five and even though there was mass genocide in this story no gory details were involved and it left it up to my imagination.

[Decline of Video Gaming]

OMG you captured Colorado Springs at 5:00PM

The movie picked on everything. Awesome. After seeing the traffic jam sequence I could only think of I-25 in Colorado Springs at 5:00P.M. to 7:00P.M. on any day of the week. The Zelda thing where link gets that Master Sword (again) was funny too. You get all my fives for this.

[Toy Story Cinemargh]

Yup it made a noise all right

Oh that was wrong on several counts and with a little beer I sound that I had to watch this at least twice it was so wrong and funny.

[April fools TN6 preview]

Like the new drawing style.

I see the new designs and I have seen the new episode 3. The drawings are definitely an improvement. Thought maybe there could have been one line of dialogue in this short but whatever.

[TN - Amateur Hour p.4]

Overall a ten for me because....

This thing picked on everyone. Loved it because it picked on a religion that I no longer practice. If someone came into a church and during a sermon said the thing Robotnik (or Dr. Eggman as he is now known) and said what he said in this flash I could just see the jaws drop, the children asking questions of the parents and the single solitary laugh coming from myself because of the chaos this just caused.

[Nobody's Valentine]

Liked it but...

I thought that after the girl cut the chest of the man that she should have grabbed the heart and started to eat it or at least squish it with her hands. Then have her say "I love you" that part was good.

[Kissing A Fool]

Quaint

After seeing this I have never wanted a Martini and cigarette so much in my life. The song was good quality. The art was good too. I liked the whole thing and I have given all my fives to this and I’m giving it a ten not all things have to be violent to be good.

By the way thank goodness that the dudes situation didn't go sour when the other girls showed up while he was with the authoress. Other nice thing is that the woman accepted him even after she spotted him faking a visual handicap.